he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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