Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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