best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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