My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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