Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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