nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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