I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
