I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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