Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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