It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
