She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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