Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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