check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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