Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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