its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm passing your future prison.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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