You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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