he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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