she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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