everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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