My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
