I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
