she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
