dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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