I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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