what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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