Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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