3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
