Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just had sex on a roof
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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