So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Green mimosas i think yes
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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