they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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