Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
