Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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