she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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