you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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