yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
