Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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