He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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