She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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