Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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