She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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