Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
