I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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