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you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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