She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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