he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I can't turn off my feet"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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