Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
