that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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