apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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