Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sober January is a disaster.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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