i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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