i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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